Man : GOD, can i ask you a question?
Man: Promise you won't get mad....
Man : Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?
Man: Well, I woke up late....
Man: My car took forever to start....
Man: At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong, I had to wait...
Man: On, the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call.
Man: And on top of it all, when I got home - I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. But, it wouldn't work!!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
GOD: Let me see, the death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of my Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that....
GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
GOD: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.
Man: (Embarrassed): Okay...
GOD: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling you was going to give false witness about what you said on that call. I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Man: (Soflty): I see GOD.
GOD: Oh, and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in dark.
GOD: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me..... in all things, the good and the bad.
GOD: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Man: I won't GOD. And let me just tell you GOD, Thank you for everything today.
GOD: You're welcome, child. it was just another day being your God and I Love looking after my children.....